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Best joke ever

Wed Feb 14, 2007, 4:04 PM
Omg i was laughing like a fool for 15 minutes xD

Pływa sobie żółw w rzece - spokojny, wuluzowany. Podpływa do niego
rekin i odgryza mu nogę, a żółw na to:
- No bardzo kurwa smieszne!

Translation:

A turtle is swimming in the river - calm, chilled. Suddenly, a shark swims up to him and he snaps off his leg and the turtle sais:
- Yeah, very fucking funny!

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