Omg i was laughing like a fool for 15 minutes xD

Pływa sobie żółw w rzece - spokojny, wuluzowany. Podpływa do niego
rekin i odgryza mu nogę, a żółw na to:
- No bardzo kurwa smieszne!

Translation:

A turtle is swimming in the river - calm, chilled. Suddenly, a shark swims up to him and he snaps off his leg and the turtle sais:
- Yeah, very fucking funny!